life is all about tough decisions
getting enough sleep or staying on the internet
EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED
Betty White, last of the jedi.
do you have that one person that you can’t look at when your trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute
naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it
i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do
I think we all have that one person that we never truley get over, that we still think about right before bed everynight, or you will always jump at a chance to talk to ever tho you know you shouldn’t talk to, or the first person you think of whenever you’re drunk.
Things I want to do: kiss you
Things I’m scared to do: kiss you
The insomnia is tooooooo real rn