*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up
"omg girls my crush is coming"
"what should we do"
"just act normal"
@myself what the fuck are you doing
Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
Im damon miramontes and i love pizza.
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”
team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”
I am all these teams.
I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase