the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class
r u for real
The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour…
i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”
wouldn’t it be cool if the person u wanted to be with also wanted to be with u
*drops hint* *crush trips over it*
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
things i need to do:
- clean my room
- get a college degree
- learn how to have healthy relationshipsthings i want to do:
things i actually am doing:
- play with puppies and kittens
- find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
- drive to the ocean
- taking subpar selfies
- running a semi successful blog
- listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix
I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.
I can’t decide if Taylor or Nikki’s reaction is better
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
"Less thinking, more drinking."